a collection of my work on various topics like bacronyms, magic squares, etc.
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This is where you stick random tidbits of information about yourself.
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Saturday, February 17, 2007
Magic Touch
YOU ARE TOOO BUSY (Or are you absent minded) when this happens:
A. You dial your landline phone from your cell phone or vice versa to locate your wife and daughter and you wonder - where they are lying.
B. You have driven a scooter for the last thirty years, but now that you have been gifted a car by the Reader's Digest, you decide to give a surprise to your friends and drive with a helmet on top of your head. To stop the car you first open your side door, and then you put your leg down."
C. You insert your greeting cards to be mailed into the CD drive of your computer and you pres "Enter".
D. To locate your wife, you have to browse through the Internet.
E. You have been sending recipes in your favorite magazine's cookery section. One day you send packed Tiffin to the Editor for "publication in the Cookery special." What do you expect from the Editor? A note saying "Thank you, it tasted wonderful; can you send the recipe?
F. You visit a doctor and say "Doc, I have fever and then you put the thermometer on his table straight into his mouth."
G. You want a family photo to be taken. You get them all seated together. Instead of turning on the camera's self timer, when nothing happens, you are shocked but soon you realize you have made them to sit in front of the dressing table mirror!
H. You meet a friend whom you saw just a day back and you greet her" Hi! You have grown quite old so soon."
I. You are at a condolence meeting and you politely tell the bereaved family "Many happy returns of the day!"
J. Father was taking his 8 year-old-son to school, for his final examination, fully prepared but was refused admission!
K. At 8 o'clock I went to my room, removed clothes from the almirah and put them in the washing machine, I was surprised to find that the dirty clothes in the basket were as many as they were at 7 o'clock.
L. I went to the hospital to give a bottle of blood for a reward of Rs.100, I was happy to see a sign – one bottle free with one - it so happened they took 2 bottles of my blood but paid only Rs.100.
M. My wife, of 28 years standing, and I decided to go shopping. In a big store there was a sign "freely exchange old things for new", when I went and looked for my wife she was nowhere to be seen.
N. I, a young boy called my Doctor girl friend to ask her when will she be free from pneumonia, malaria and leukemia to meet me?
7:34 AM
Magic Touch
YOU ARE TOOO BUSY (Or are you absent minded) when this happens:
A. You dial your landline phone from your cell phone or vice versa to locate your wife and daughter and you wonder - where they are lying.
B. You have driven a scooter for the last thirty years, but now that you have been gifted a car by the Reader's Digest, you decide to give a surprise to your friends and drive with a helmet on top of your head. To stop the car you first open your side door, and then you put your leg down."
C. You insert your greeting cards to be mailed into the CD drive of your computer and you pres "Enter".
D. To locate your wife, you have to browse through the Internet.
E. You have been sending recipes in your favorite magazine's cookery section. One day you send packed Tiffin to the Editor for "publication in the Cookery special." What do you expect from the Editor? A note saying "Thank you, it tasted wonderful; can you send the recipe?
F. You visit a doctor and say "Doc, I have fever and then you put the thermometer on his table straight into his mouth."
G. You want a family photo to be taken. You get them all seated together. Instead of turning on the camera's self timer, when nothing happens, you are shocked but soon you realize you have made them to sit in front of the dressing table mirror!
H. You meet a friend whom you saw just a day back and you greet her" Hi! You have grown quite old so soon."
I. You are at a condolence meeting and you politely tell the bereaved family "Many happy returns of the day!"
J. Father was taking his 8 year-old-son to school, for his final examination, fully prepared but was refused admission!
K. At 8 o'clock I went to my room, removed clothes from the almirah and put them in the washing machine, I was surprised to find that the dirty clothes in the basket were as many as they were at 7 o'clock.
L. I went to the hospital to give a bottle of blood for a reward of Rs.100, I was happy to see a sign – one bottle free with one - it so happened they took 2 bottles of my blood but paid only Rs.100.
M. My wife, of 28 years standing, and I decided to go shopping. In a big store there was a sign "freely exchange old things for new", when I went and looked for my wife she was nowhere to be seen.
N. I, a young boy called my Doctor girl friend to ask her when will she be free from pneumonia, malaria and leukemia to meet me?
7:34 AM
HOPE
Here is something to pass your time, but I want them to be arranged according to
their appropriateness and suggestions for alternatives are more than welcome. Hope
means different things to different people and has different connotations to same
person at different times. An attempt has been made here to gather these different
states, in a special way using only the four letters of the word in the sequential order
in which they appear in the word HOPE. Well you are not likely to agree to all of them
and you are also welcome to frame your own phrases. So enjoy and hopefully have a
good time!
1. Honours Outright Providential Explorers.
2. Habitually Offers Probable Exits.
3. Hacks/Hampers/Harries Our Peaceful Existence.
4. Halts Our Pessimism Easily.
5. Hammers Our Problems Expectantly.
6. Hammers Out Possible Eventualities.
7. Handful Of Ploys Echoes/Exhibits/Entertains.
8. Handles Our Problems Elegantly.
9. Handles Optimists Problems Exceptionally/Easily/Engagingly.
10. Handles Our Passage Enthusiastically.
11. Handy Optimism Pursued Expectantly.
12. Hang One’s Problems Ephemerally.
13. Hangs On Predicting Elation.
14. Happily Optimism Plants Everywhere.
15. Harbinger Of Possible Escape-routes.
16. Harbinger Of Profitable Experiences.
17. Harbinger Of Profitable Effort.
18. Harvest Outpouring Protective Environment.
19. Has Optimism Prevail Enchantingly/Enticingly.
20. Heads Off Pessimism Effectively.
21. Helplessness Overcomes, Possibilities Explores/Envisages.
22. Helplessness Overcomes, Procreates Enthusiasm.
23. Helplessness Overcomes, Propels Enthusiasm.
24. Helplessness Overrides, Prolongs Endurance.
25. Helplessness Overrides, Promotes Endeavour.
26. Helps One Ponder Encouragingly.
27. Helps Optimists Proceed Enthusiastically/ Earnestly/Effortlessly.
28. Helps Our Path Exploration.
29. Heralds Omnipotent Passage Eclectically.
30. Highlights Our Problems Elasticity.
31. Highlights Opportunities, Potential, Excitement.
32. Highly Optimistic Promises Embraces.
33. Hinders Our Pessimism Excitingly/Elegantly.
34. Hinges On Promises Exterior.
35. Hinges On Provident Enterprise/Exploitation..
36. Hinges On Prudence, Endeavour.
37. Hints Out Possible Escape.
38. Hints Of Providential Escape.
39. Hints Of Possibilities Endlessly.
40. Historically Offers Plentiful Encouragement.
41. Holding On – Potential Explores.
42. Holds Out Possibilities Endlessly.
43. Hotbed Of Promising Eventualities.
44. Houses Optimistic, Potential, Explorers.
45. Houses Optimism, Possibilities, Endlessly.
46. Hovers Optimistically, Promises Enigmatically.
47. Humourously Ousts Problems Eventually.
7:25 AM
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